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Obama vows to keep accomplishments to himself

Posted on November 3, 2010 | No Comments
President to bend time and space, invent cold fusion and walk on water--but not tell anyone about it.
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GOP stimulus love fest exposed

Posted on October 4, 2010 | 1 Comment
Republicans caught crushing on the recovery act.
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Republicans introduce “Kill the Economy” plan

Posted on August 16, 2010 | 9 Comments
Driving nation into a ditch expected to boost GOP’s prospects in November.
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Bucktown hipsters protest government spending

Posted on May 27, 2010 | No Comments
It seems that Conservative “tea baggers” aren’t the only citizens protesting stimulus spending these days: On Tuesday, dozens of Bucktown residents banded together to voice their objection to the construction of a new playground near the intersection of Damen Avenue and Homer Street. The community...
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- Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
  18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- CyGuevara
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- JB Goodbody
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- merle
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- Mormon Church Posthumously Baptizes Anne Frank - Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress, President - Page 19 - City-Data Forum
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  Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
- Susan
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Mitchell Snyder
  Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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