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Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments -
School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
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End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments -
Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
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Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments -
More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments -
YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments -
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
Posted on April 24, 2012 | No CommentsNews roasted by some of the best independent satire writers on the web in 2011 -
Scientists confirm Earth’s climatologists getting hotter
Posted on January 24, 2012 | No CommentsA new study reveals that the Earth’s climate scientists are melting hearts at record rates -
NASA: Robots winning space race
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsCan the U.S. catch up to the 'mechs'? -
Italian scientists successfully isolate antipasto
Posted on October 28, 2011 | No CommentsPhysicists were able to stabilize a plate of cured meats and brie-like cheeses for nearly four minutes. -
Nobel Prize in Literature goes to guy who explained what this year’s Chemistry Nobel Prize was all about
Posted on October 7, 2011 | No CommentsUntil now, no one knew what on earth a quasicrystal was or why it should matter to anyone. -
House Republicans repeal law of gravity
Posted on March 21, 2011 | 1 CommentGOP continues its war on science and the environment. -
Conspiracy theorist claims NASA picnic photos were faked
Posted on March 15, 2011 | 1 CommentDoes photographic evidence prove NASA’s annual picnic was a hoax? -
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Posted on January 22, 2011 | 6 CommentsNew discovery by part-time star gazer is baffling pseudoscientists. -
Astronomer discovers 30-year old black hole living on couch
Posted on November 22, 2010 | 1 CommentNot even hope can escape Dale's powerful gravitational pull. -
Study: Researchers discover that they can’t stand each other
Posted on November 19, 2010 | 3 CommentsPaper entitled “Study of Ancient Ice Cores Reveal How Much I Really Hate These People” to be published in February. -
Scientists to define kilogram using mass of area man
Posted on July 12, 2010 | No CommentsStruggling to find a consistent reference for the kilogram, scientists have found the unwavering mass of Travis Watson to be the universal constant they were looking for.
