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President Obama Archive

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    Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!

    Posted on April 24, 2012 | No Comments
    News roasted by some of the best independent satire writers on the web in 2011

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    Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream

    Posted on November 22, 2011 | 2 Comments
    Company names eight new flavors, based on the GOP's presidential candidates.

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  • Ohio changes name to Iraq

    Ohio changes name to Iraq to get federal help

    Posted on September 15, 2011 | 3 Comments
    Virginia to follow suit with name change to Afghanistan.

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  • Mitt Romney

    Gaddafi overthrown, Romney calls for his overthrow

    Posted on August 25, 2011 | No Comments
    Romney says removing Gaddafi is first step to removing him.

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  • Joe Walsh seeks aid for deadbeat dads

    Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads

    Posted on July 29, 2011 | 6 Comments
    Congressman says $175,000 salary isn't enough to pay child support.

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  • Obama&Boehner

    Obama offers to sell prized skateboard to cut the debt

    Posted on July 22, 2011 | No Comments
    Negotiations stall over which side will hock their most valuable possessions.

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  • Orly Taitz arrested

    Thousands of birthers arrested

    Posted on May 9, 2011 | 3 Comments
    Orly Taitz charged with links to terrorism, Donald Trump flees the country.

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    Obama’s use of ‘air quotes’ throughout bin Laden announcement fuels conspiracy theories

    Posted on May 6, 2011 | 1 Comment
    Obama: "Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted "terrorist," was "killed" in "Pakistan" by the "U.S. military."

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  • boehner MTP

    Tea party placated on budget with snacks and naps

    Posted on April 10, 2011 | No Comments
    Young lawmakers get awfully cranky when they're tired and hungry.

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  • Newt Gingrich

    Gingrich blames prostitution arrest on patriotism, Libya

    Posted on April 1, 2011 | No Comments
    The former speaker is passionate about a lot of things, especially female staffers.

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  • Bush sword2

    Is George W. Bush a secret Muslim?

    Posted on September 6, 2010 | 4 Comments
    Former president has many ties to the Islamic world.

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  • Boehner

    Republicans introduce “Kill the Economy” plan

    Posted on August 16, 2010 | 9 Comments
    Driving nation into a ditch expected to boost GOP’s prospects in November.

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    Wall Street ready for bloodshed as banking war continues

    Posted on July 19, 2010 | No Comments
    Obama rallies the troops as Republicans plan a counter-attack

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