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Fan stays up all night cramming for Lifehouse concert

Posted on August 19, 2011 | No Comments
Josh Thompson spent countless hours cramming and listening to everything the alternative rock band had ever recorded.
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Office jackass thinks he’s just ‘shaking things up a bit’

Posted on June 18, 2011 | No Comments
David West wants his co-workers to think 'outside the box'; his co-workers think he's a tool.
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‘Living each day as if it were his last’ leaves man clinically depressed

Posted on April 15, 2011 | No Comments
Living like there's no tomorrow leaves little hope of tomorrow for Thomas Rittman.
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Misanthrope mistaken for misogynist

Posted on September 23, 2010 | No Comments
Total jerk almost got himself knee-deep into a sexual harassment lawsuit.
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Man drunk dials ex-employer

Posted on September 21, 2010 | No Comments
Rodney Tinsdale appeals to his former employer to remember the good times and consider taking him back.
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- Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
  18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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