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Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments -
School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments -
End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments -
Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments -
Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments -
More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments -
YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments -
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Obama appoints new crossword czar/tsar czar
Posted on May 27, 2011 | No CommentsObama appoints Yale professor to tackle the growing list of versions of the Russian word for “Caesar”. -
Obama’s use of ‘air quotes’ throughout bin Laden announcement fuels conspiracy theories
Posted on May 6, 2011 | 1 CommentObama: "Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted "terrorist," was "killed" in "Pakistan" by the "U.S. military." -
Obama vows to keep accomplishments to himself
Posted on November 3, 2010 | No CommentsPresident to bend time and space, invent cold fusion and walk on water--but not tell anyone about it. -
Obama ditches Boy Scouts to hang out with ‘popular crowd’
Posted on August 11, 2010 | No CommentsPresident Barack Obama caught significant flack from conservative pundits last week when he elected to ditch his role as honorary President of the Boy Scouts of America at their recent Jamboree in order to conduct a taping of the ladies daytime television program The View. Or so that’s what he...
