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David Garrard finally drops David Garrard from his fantasy football team

Posted on October 13, 2011 | No Comments
Garrard eventually became impatient waiting for Garrard to be picked up by another team.
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Peyton Manning admits to just waving his arms around randomly back there

Posted on August 1, 2011 | No Comments
The future Hall-of-Famer excels despite not understanding the difference between zone and a cover-2 defense.
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Texas traded to Mexico in four-state deal

Posted on May 7, 2011 | 2 Comments
Mexican President Calderon went deep into his roster to acquire the Lone Star State
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NFL bans helmets to reduce helmet-to-helmet hits

Posted on November 1, 2010 | 3 Comments
NFL announced plans to reduce the number of helmet-to-helmet hits for good.
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Sports scientists win Nobel Prize for “Favre Uncertainty Principle”

Posted on August 10, 2010 | 1 Comment
Researchers in Wisconsin prove that not even Brett Favre himself knows whether he'll play again.
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- Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
  18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- Mormon Church Posthumously Baptizes Anne Frank - Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress, President - Page 19 - City-Data Forum
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
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- Susan
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Mitchell Snyder
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