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Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs

Posted on January 25, 2012 | No Comments
Candidate hopes "pulling a Gingrich" will save his campaign.
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Republicans open second front in war on Christmas

Posted on December 12, 2011 | No Comments
Fox attacks Republican National Committee for throwing a "holiday party."
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Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream

Posted on November 22, 2011 | 2 Comments
Company names eight new flavors, based on the GOP's presidential candidates.
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Republicans call on Weiner to start having real affairs

Posted on June 10, 2011 | 1 Comment
GOP says cheating is fine, as long as there's physical contact.
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Gingrich blames prostitution arrest on patriotism, Libya

Posted on April 1, 2011 | No Comments
The former speaker is passionate about a lot of things, especially female staffers.
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States seek ban on Sharia, snipe hunts and unobtanium

Posted on February 14, 2011 | 1 Comment
Fictional threats seen as too dangerous to overlook.
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Obama vows to keep accomplishments to himself

Posted on November 3, 2010 | No Comments
President to bend time and space, invent cold fusion and walk on water--but not tell anyone about it.
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Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit

Posted on September 20, 2010 | 4 Comments
Son of God rejected by 'holier than thou' crowd.
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Proposed ‘Ground Zero’ YMCA condemned ASAP

Posted on August 23, 2010 | 4 Comments
Critics worry about links to Christian extremists.
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- Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
  18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- JB Goodbody
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- CyGuevara
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- JB Goodbody
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- merle
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- Mormon Church Posthumously Baptizes Anne Frank - Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress, President - Page 19 - City-Data Forum
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- Revein
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- Susan
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Mitchell Snyder
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