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NASA: Robots winning space race

Posted on November 4, 2011 | No Comments
Can the U.S. catch up to the 'mechs'?
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NASA to pay cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ to stop being human

Posted on August 22, 2011 | No Comments
Scientists are desperate to put a distance between East coast guidos and the rest of us.
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Nation mourns: Interplanet Janet disintegrates upon reentry

Posted on May 14, 2011 | No Comments
Advanced space probe, war veteran and graduate of Schoolhouse Rock College exploded over the Gulf of Mexico Friday morning.
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NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda

Posted on April 21, 2011 | 3 Comments
Space agency accused of showing its true colors, in pink.
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Conspiracy theorist claims NASA picnic photos were faked

Posted on March 15, 2011 | 1 Comment
Does photographic evidence prove NASA’s annual picnic was a hoax?
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Scientists uncover alien life form on earth; Antonio Cromartie believed to be the father

Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Antonio Cromartie and his habit of making things pregnant
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Astronomer discovers 30-year old black hole living on couch

Posted on November 22, 2010 | 1 Comment
Not even hope can escape Dale's powerful gravitational pull.
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- Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
  18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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  Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
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  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
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