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Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments -
School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
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End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments -
Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments -
Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments -
More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments -
YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
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Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Posted on March 1, 2012 | 2 CommentsCandidate says living with servants and in vacation homes a sign of hard economic times. -
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Posted on February 26, 2012 | 2 CommentsCoalition takes on forced baptisms with conversions of its own. -
Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
Posted on January 25, 2012 | No CommentsCandidate hopes "pulling a Gingrich" will save his campaign. -
Republicans open second front in war on Christmas
Posted on December 12, 2011 | No CommentsFox attacks Republican National Committee for throwing a "holiday party." -
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Posted on November 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsCompany names eight new flavors, based on the GOP's presidential candidates. -
Women reject Mitt Romney’s harassment claims
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsCandidate thinks a good scandal would help him attract voters. -
Publicity Wars: Baseball courts third Kardashian sister, enters Republican Primary field
Posted on October 5, 2011 | No CommentsIn its ongoing publicity war against football, baseball has announced its intention to date Kourtney Kardashian and seek the Republican nomination for President of the United States -
Gaddafi overthrown, Romney calls for his overthrow
Posted on August 25, 2011 | No CommentsRomney says removing Gaddafi is first step to removing him. -
Tim Pawlenty to re-announce Presidential campaign via photo of his penis
Posted on June 13, 2011 | No CommentsTim Pawlenty tries to invigorate his campaign in a way that titillates potential voters
