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Ohio changes name to Iraq to get federal help

Posted on September 15, 2011 | 3 Comments
Virginia to follow suit with name change to Afghanistan.
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Obama offers to sell prized skateboard to cut the debt

Posted on July 22, 2011 | No Comments
Negotiations stall over which side will hock their most valuable possessions.
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Tea party placated on budget with snacks and naps

Posted on April 10, 2011 | No Comments
Young lawmakers get awfully cranky when they're tired and hungry.
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Shutdown averted: The Man continues to keep you down

Posted on April 9, 2011 | No Comments
The plutocrats battle the autocrats over how to keep the little guy down.
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House Republicans repeal law of gravity

Posted on March 21, 2011 | 1 Comment
GOP continues its war on science and the environment.
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Reagan’s statue comes to life, then disappears

Posted on February 6, 2011 | 3 Comments
Former president returns to mark his 100th birthday.
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Obama vows to keep accomplishments to himself

Posted on November 3, 2010 | No Comments
President to bend time and space, invent cold fusion and walk on water--but not tell anyone about it.
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GOP stimulus love fest exposed

Posted on October 4, 2010 | 1 Comment
Republicans caught crushing on the recovery act.
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Republicans introduce “Kill the Economy” plan

Posted on August 16, 2010 | 9 Comments
Driving nation into a ditch expected to boost GOP’s prospects in November.
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Wall Street ready for bloodshed as banking war continues

Posted on July 19, 2010 | No Comments
Obama rallies the troops as Republicans plan a counter-attack
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  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
  26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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