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Pat Robertson says God wants a mattress sale

Posted on January 10, 2012 | No Comments
When the rapture comes, you're going to need a something comfortable to sleep on.
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Will of God thwarted by the State of Delaware

Posted on November 4, 2010 | No Comments
Thy will was not done in the Blue Hen State.
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With BP oil spill, God takes 2-1 series lead over New Orleans

Posted on October 17, 2010 | No Comments
The Almighty crushed The Big Easy in their last matchup and left the city struggling to find its way.
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Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit

Posted on September 20, 2010 | 4 Comments
Son of God rejected by 'holier than thou' crowd.
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God forced to resign over ‘anti-gay’ comment

Posted on May 25, 2010 | No Comments
God stepped down following the discovery of an anti-gay statement attributed to Him in the Hebrew Scriptures.
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- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
  26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
- JB Goodbody
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- CyGuevara
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- JB Goodbody
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- merle
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- Mormon Church Posthumously Baptizes Anne Frank - Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress, President - Page 19 - City-Data Forum
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Revein
  Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
- Susan
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Mitchell Snyder
  Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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