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David Garrard finally drops David Garrard from his fantasy football team

Posted on October 13, 2011 | No Comments
Garrard eventually became impatient waiting for Garrard to be picked up by another team.
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Paterno misplaces his linebackers again

Posted on September 9, 2011 | No Comments
There are growing concerns that Joe Paterno may be succumbing to the effects of old age.
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Big Ten changes division names from ‘Legends & Leaders’ to ‘Rizzoli & Isles’

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
The Big Ten is changing the names of its two divisions from Legends & Leaders to Rizzoli & Isles.
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Reggie Bush banned from striking Heisman pose

Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments
The Heisman Trophy Trustees give Heisman Trophy winner the Heisman by taking away his Heisman.
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Sports scientists win Nobel Prize for “Favre Uncertainty Principle”

Posted on August 10, 2010 | 1 Comment
Researchers in Wisconsin prove that not even Brett Favre himself knows whether he'll play again.
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- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
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  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
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  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
  26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
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