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Escaped killer whale recaptured after rampage through Orlando

Posted on April 1, 2011 | No Comments
The SeaWorld Orlando star can't seem to stay out of trouble.
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English mailman goes postal, dozens bruised in punching spree

Posted on March 1, 2011 | No Comments
23 hurt when British post office employee goes on slugging rampage
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Crime show reenactor mistakenly arrested for 45th time this year

Posted on December 1, 2010 | 1 Comment
The airing of a Cold Case Files episode led to dozens of tips from keen-eyed citizens.
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Study finds tattoos, shaved heads, goatees no longer intimidating

Posted on August 12, 2010 | No Comments
No longer considered fearsome, these fashion fads are adorned by anyone looking to be individuals like everyone else.
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Shopping spree claims the lives of hundreds of Chicago area men

Posted on July 20, 2010 | No Comments
The afternoons of hundreds of local husbands and boyfriends were tragically lost in a horrendous shopping spree.
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- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
  26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
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