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Escaped killer whale recaptured after rampage through Orlando

Posted on April 1, 2011 | No Comments
The SeaWorld Orlando star can't seem to stay out of trouble.
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English mailman goes postal, dozens bruised in punching spree

Posted on March 1, 2011 | No Comments
23 hurt when British post office employee goes on slugging rampage
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Crime show reenactor mistakenly arrested for 45th time this year

Posted on December 1, 2010 | 1 Comment
The airing of a Cold Case Files episode led to dozens of tips from keen-eyed citizens.
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Study finds tattoos, shaved heads, goatees no longer intimidating

Posted on August 12, 2010 | No Comments
No longer considered fearsome, these fashion fads are adorned by anyone looking to be individuals like everyone else.
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Shopping spree claims the lives of hundreds of Chicago area men

Posted on July 20, 2010 | No Comments
The afternoons of hundreds of local husbands and boyfriends were tragically lost in a horrendous shopping spree.
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- U.S. life expectancy rises on news of Hostess bankruptcy
  18 November 2012 4:12 PM | No Comments
- Mitt Romney’s tax returns show link to piracy
  23 October 2012 5:29 PM | No Comments
- New Apple iApple shows company branching out
  17 September 2012 8:17 PM | 1 Comment
- Scalia to leave the Supreme Court next year
  09 July 2012 9:02 PM | No Comments
- Gov. Rick Scott purged from Florida voter list
  11 June 2012 5:31 PM | No Comments
- Presidential politics: Top Republicans wooing “Uncommitted” to swap tickets
  24 May 2012 11:25 AM | No Comments
- JPMorgan loses $2 billion in three-card Monte game
  21 May 2012 9:57 PM | No Comments
- Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
  18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
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  Puppy mill ban leads to sharp rise in puppy flour prices
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