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School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
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End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
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Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments -
More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments -
YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments -
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Chinese officials deny independence of Taiwanese Linsanity
Posted on February 14, 2012 | No CommentsChinese deny claims of the Taiwanese independence movement that Linsanity is further evidence of need for sovereign political recognition -
IKEA Assembly Guide receives National Book Award nomination
Posted on November 14, 2011 | No CommentsFor its lucid prose and social utility, the IKEA ELGA Wardropbe System Guide has been nominated for the prestigious National Book Award -
Gaddafi found; discovered starring in The Playboy Club
Posted on October 16, 2011 | No CommentsAfter months of searching, deposed Libyan dictator Muarramar Gaddafi has been found hiding out on American TV, starring on the historically unpopular NBC show The Playboy Club -
Publicity Wars: Baseball courts third Kardashian sister, enters Republican Primary field
Posted on October 5, 2011 | No CommentsIn its ongoing publicity war against football, baseball has announced its intention to date Kourtney Kardashian and seek the Republican nomination for President of the United States -
University of Chicago: Rogue jazz booster alleges Music Department corruption
Posted on August 23, 2011 | No CommentsA disgruntled jazz band booster claims extensive NCAA violations among the University of Chicago's Music Department -
Tim Pawlenty to re-announce Presidential campaign via photo of his penis
Posted on June 13, 2011 | No CommentsTim Pawlenty tries to invigorate his campaign in a way that titillates potential voters -
Katie Couric announces she’s departing CBS in world’s worst-kept, least-cared about secret
Posted on April 30, 2011 | 1 CommentThough most people already knew and few really cared, CBS announces that Couric is leaving the Evening News. -
Elated Emanuel juggling which power to abuse first
Posted on March 3, 2011 | No CommentsRahm's already likes the sound of the Cubs playing at Emanuel Field -
Fighting big coal, environmental advocates urge kids to behave this Christmas season
Posted on December 8, 2010 | 2 CommentsEnvironmentalists are taking on bad children this Christmas -
Boys Town election hinges on ever-swinging bisexual vote
Posted on November 4, 2010 | No CommentsSexy Alexi may have gone down, but some races remain in the balance -
Tech News: Google algorithm determines that Jerry’s life is really boring
Posted on September 27, 2010 | 1 CommentNot everyone's inbox carries enough "priority" to impress America's most admired company.
