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Congress adds SEC to list of recognized vegetables

Posted on November 30, 2011 | No Comments
Fanning the flames of controversy, on Wednesday, Congress moved to add the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to the Federal Government’s list of recognized vegetables. The move comes on the heels of last week’s announcement that Congress now officially considers pizza a vegetable when served in school cafeterias across the country.
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NASA: Robots winning space race

Posted on November 4, 2011 | No Comments
Can the U.S. catch up to the 'mechs'?
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Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads

Posted on July 29, 2011 | 6 Comments
Congressman says $175,000 salary isn't enough to pay child support.
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Republicans call on Weiner to start having real affairs

Posted on June 10, 2011 | 1 Comment
GOP says cheating is fine, as long as there's physical contact.
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Shutdown averted: The Man continues to keep you down

Posted on April 9, 2011 | No Comments
The plutocrats battle the autocrats over how to keep the little guy down.
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Obligatory op-ed that most readers will ignore

Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Comments
Thank you for not reading this post.
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