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WikiLeaks releases Bin Laden’s journal

Posted on February 12, 2012 | No Comments
Osama bin Laden's journal was captured during the raid on his compound. The Chicago Dope has translated it!
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What are we giving for Christmas?

Posted on December 19, 2011 | No Comments
We asked Chicago residents what they are likely to give friends, family and loved ones for Christmas.
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Defending Jesus, Jewish groups protest un-Jewish nature of Christmas celebration

Posted on December 20, 2010 | 1 Comment
Jews want Jesus' birthday party to acknowledge the man's cultural roots
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Fighting big coal, environmental advocates urge kids to behave this Christmas season

Posted on December 8, 2010 | 2 Comments
Environmentalists are taking on bad children this Christmas
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Exorcist dies after 58-hour battle with ‘Dominick, The Christmas Donkey’

Posted on December 3, 2010 | No Comments
The Power of Christ is unable to compel 'Frosty The Snowman'.
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Ghost Of Christmas Present laid off due to budget cuts

Posted on November 23, 2010 | 2 Comments
The Christmas Spirit has been hit by hard times and hopes to rebound through restructuring.
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Sears CEO arrested in kill Santa plot

Posted on November 22, 2010 | No Comments
Santa targeted for opposing commercialization of Christmas.
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Suburban moms ready to invade and attack downtown with holiday cheer

Posted on November 17, 2010 | 3 Comments
Making Chicago's shopping district miserable for city residents is hard work
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- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
  26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
- JB Goodbody
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- CyGuevara
  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
- JB Goodbody
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- merle
  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
- Mormon Church Posthumously Baptizes Anne Frank - Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress, President - Page 19 - City-Data Forum
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Revein
  Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
- Susan
  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
- Mitchell Snyder
  Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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