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School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
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End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
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Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments -
More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
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YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
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Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
Posted on April 24, 2012 | No CommentsNews roasted by some of the best independent satire writers on the web in 2011 -
Disgraced alderman silent on prison teardrop tattoo
Posted on November 28, 2011 | No CommentsAlderman 'Fast Eddie' Vrydolyak is mum about life behind bars -
Convicted serial killer proud of his Chicago roots
Posted on October 13, 2011 | No CommentsCrazed lunatic Tom Dombrowski does his hometown proud. -
University of Chicago: Rogue jazz booster alleges Music Department corruption
Posted on August 23, 2011 | No CommentsA disgruntled jazz band booster claims extensive NCAA violations among the University of Chicago's Music Department -
Chicago complains its sister city is ‘like, so totally annoying’
Posted on July 2, 2011 | No CommentsBogotá, Columbia, Chicago's sister city since 2009, won't stop being such a butthead. -
Music critic pretty sure that half of bands appearing at Lollapalooza don’t actually exist
Posted on May 6, 2011 | No CommentsAttendees won't be able to listen to Wolf Lick or Fuzzy Dildo after all. -
Juan Pierre’s throw to second base expected to arrive shortly
Posted on April 15, 2011 | 4 CommentsDespite delays in transit, White Sox officials claim that Juan Pierre's throw to second base is still in route -
Elated Emanuel juggling which power to abuse first
Posted on March 3, 2011 | No CommentsRahm's already likes the sound of the Cubs playing at Emanuel Field -
White Sox, Alexei Ramirez agree to terms for 1,800 more head-scratching at-bats
Posted on February 7, 2011 | 2 CommentsThe White Sox secure 1,800 more bad at bats from their fan favorite -
Massive snowstorm fuels banal conversations citywide
Posted on February 2, 2011 | 2 CommentsSnow storms: pain in the ass, but boring people sure love to talk about 'em -
The USA Today to stop pretending to be real newspaper
Posted on December 20, 2010 | 2 CommentsThe USA Today crossword paper ends 28-Year experiment with news reporting. -
Suburban moms ready to invade and attack downtown with holiday cheer
Posted on November 17, 2010 | 3 CommentsMaking Chicago's shopping district miserable for city residents is hard work -
Gay man comes out as evangelical megachurch preacher
Posted on September 26, 2010 | 6 CommentsDaniel Gray has spent years in denial about his secret life. -
Chicago is pretty okay
Posted on August 23, 2010 | No CommentsThis city is a very baller place for so many different reasons. -
Hot Canadian girl confirms relationship with local teen
Posted on August 3, 2010 | 3 CommentsYou heard right, this babelicious Canadian is actually Taylor Samuelson's girlfriend. No, seriously. -
Council meeting deteriorates into drunken brawl over airport liquor licenses
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No CommentsA council meeting to discuss the new 24-7 liquor carts at Chicago airports turns sour. -
BP CEO Hayward ‘transferred’ to South Side gas station
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No CommentsThe embattled CEO will step down as chief executive and try his luck on the South Side. -
Video forensic guy not a ‘miracle worker’
Posted on July 19, 2010 | No CommentsForensic analyst expected to do the impossible with low-res images. -
It’s official: ‘Billy Elliot’ to exit Chicago in January 2019
Posted on July 12, 2010 | No CommentsThe producers of ‘Billy Elliot: The Musical” have announced that the show will be hanging around Chicago for the next nine years.
