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With BP oil spill, God takes 2-1 series lead over New Orleans

Posted on October 17, 2010 | No Comments
The Almighty crushed The Big Easy in their last matchup and left the city struggling to find its way.
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Dick Cheney dies trying to re-start BP oil leak

Posted on August 1, 2010 | No Comments
Former VP was trying to distract people from his many failures
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BP CEO Hayward ‘transferred’ to South Side gas station

Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Comments
The embattled CEO will step down as chief executive and try his luck on the South Side.
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Fame-whoring Haiti covers itself in oil

Posted on July 18, 2010 | 1 Comment
Yet another move by slick Haiti to engage in fame harlotry.
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Nation’s pet stores donate small animals for gulf cleanup

Posted on July 15, 2010 | 2 Comments
Millions of small household pets are arriving in the gulf to aid recovery efforts
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- School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
  11 May 2012 4:50 PM | No Comments
- End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
  04 May 2012 9:15 AM | No Comments
- Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
  24 April 2012 10:20 AM | No Comments
- Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
- More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
  26 March 2012 8:33 PM | No Comments
- YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
  12 March 2012 7:30 PM | No Comments
- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
  26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
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  Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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  Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
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