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Publicity Wars: Baseball courts third Kardashian sister, enters Republican Primary field

Posted on October 5, 2011 | No Comments
In its ongoing publicity war against football, baseball has announced its intention to date Kourtney Kardashian and seek the Republican nomination for President of the United States
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Juan Pierre’s throw to second base expected to arrive shortly

Posted on April 15, 2011 | 4 Comments
Despite delays in transit, White Sox officials claim that Juan Pierre's throw to second base is still in route
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White Sox, Alexei Ramirez agree to terms for 1,800 more head-scratching at-bats

Posted on February 7, 2011 | 2 Comments
The White Sox secure 1,800 more bad at bats from their fan favorite
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Study: Thinking about baseball represses desire for most everything

Posted on September 17, 2010 | No Comments
Keeping the nation's pastime in your head will make everything last longer
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Steinbrenner’s will leaves Yankees starting roster to Humane Society

Posted on July 17, 2010 | No Comments
Yankees’ principle owner George Steinbrenner leaves half of the New York Yankees to the charity.
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