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School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
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End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
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Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
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More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
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YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
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Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
Posted on April 24, 2012 | No CommentsNews roasted by some of the best independent satire writers on the web in 2011 -
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Posted on November 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsCompany names eight new flavors, based on the GOP's presidential candidates. -
Gaddafi overthrown, Romney calls for his overthrow
Posted on August 25, 2011 | No CommentsRomney says removing Gaddafi is first step to removing him. -
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Posted on July 29, 2011 | 6 CommentsCongressman says $175,000 salary isn't enough to pay child support. -
Obama offers to sell prized skateboard to cut the debt
Posted on July 22, 2011 | No CommentsNegotiations stall over which side will hock their most valuable possessions. -
Obama unveils plans for new nanny state that is smoking hot
Posted on May 11, 2011 | No CommentsObama hopes his approach for a nubile and extremely alluring protective social system will pay off. -
Thousands of birthers arrested
Posted on May 9, 2011 | 3 CommentsOrly Taitz charged with links to terrorism, Donald Trump flees the country. -
Obama’s use of ‘air quotes’ throughout bin Laden announcement fuels conspiracy theories
Posted on May 6, 2011 | 1 CommentObama: "Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted "terrorist," was "killed" in "Pakistan" by the "U.S. military." -
Trump accuses Obama of not eating hot dogs
Posted on April 28, 2011 | 1 CommentReal estate mogul moves from birth certificates to food choices. -
Tea party placated on budget with snacks and naps
Posted on April 10, 2011 | No CommentsYoung lawmakers get awfully cranky when they're tired and hungry. -
Shutdown averted: The Man continues to keep you down
Posted on April 9, 2011 | No CommentsThe plutocrats battle the autocrats over how to keep the little guy down. -
Gingrich blames prostitution arrest on patriotism, Libya
Posted on April 1, 2011 | No CommentsThe former speaker is passionate about a lot of things, especially female staffers. -
Bracket buster: Somali Pirates eliminated from Sweet 16
Posted on March 25, 2011 | No CommentsThe Somali Pirates will not be this year's Cindarella -
Fox News to delay Obama-Mubarak comparisons until next week
Posted on February 17, 2011 | 1 CommentFor now, the cable news powerhouse will stick to allusions to Nazi Germany -
Glenn Beck demands war with Britain
Posted on February 5, 2011 | 11 CommentsThe 1960s "British invasion" was just the first step towards an Islamic caliphate. -
Merger to make Fox the new home of Hitler
Posted on January 31, 2011 | 1 CommentFox and History Channel to focus on conspiracies, fringe elements and all things Hitler. -
GOP stimulus love fest exposed
Posted on October 4, 2010 | 1 CommentRepublicans caught crushing on the recovery act. -
Rolling national debt onto credit card earns 13 trillion rewards points
Posted on September 2, 2010 | No CommentsThe Obama administration tries to find a silver lining to the country's economic woes. -
Palin erroneously calls uranium ‘heaviest element’
Posted on July 21, 2010 | No CommentsThe ex-governor of Alaska once again betrays her shocking ignorance of the facts. -
Wall Street ready for bloodshed as banking war continues
Posted on July 19, 2010 | No CommentsObama rallies the troops as Republicans plan a counter-attack
