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U.S. life expectancy rises on news of Hostess bankruptcy
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Mitt Romney’s tax returns show link to piracy
23 October 2012 5:29 PM | No Comments -
New Apple iApple shows company branching out
17 September 2012 8:17 PM | 1 Comment -
Scalia to leave the Supreme Court next year
09 July 2012 9:02 PM | No Comments -
Gov. Rick Scott purged from Florida voter list
11 June 2012 5:31 PM | No Comments -
Presidential politics: Top Republicans wooing “Uncommitted” to swap tickets
24 May 2012 11:25 AM | No Comments -
JPMorgan loses $2 billion in three-card Monte game
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Chicago NATO protests halted by weed and nachos
18 May 2012 11:42 PM | No Comments
Obama’s use of ‘air quotes’ throughout bin Laden announcement fuels conspiracy theories
Fox News: terrorist Snidely Whiplash on the loose
Puppy mill ban leads to sharp rise in puppy flour prices
Fox News: terrorist Snidely Whiplash on the loose
Jesus removed from Texas Bibles
Katy Perry’s breasts sign $8m deal with EMI Records
Katy Perry’s breasts sign $8m deal with EMI Records
Katy Perry’s breasts sign $8m deal with EMI Records
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Presidential politics: Top Republicans wooing “Uncommitted” to swap tickets
Posted on May 24, 2012 | No CommentsTop Republicans doubt Mitt Romney's viability and move to woo "Uncommitted" to join their ticket -
Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
Posted on April 24, 2012 | 1 CommentNews roasted by some of the best independent satire writers on the web in 2011 -
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Posted on November 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsCompany names eight new flavors, based on the GOP's presidential candidates. -
Gaddafi overthrown, Romney calls for his overthrow
Posted on August 25, 2011 | No CommentsRomney says removing Gaddafi is first step to removing him. -
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Posted on July 29, 2011 | 6 CommentsCongressman says $175,000 salary isn't enough to pay child support. -
Obama offers to sell prized skateboard to cut the debt
Posted on July 22, 2011 | No CommentsNegotiations stall over which side will hock their most valuable possessions. -
Obama unveils plans for new nanny state that is smoking hot
Posted on May 11, 2011 | No CommentsObama hopes his approach for a nubile and extremely alluring protective social system will pay off. -
Thousands of birthers arrested
Posted on May 9, 2011 | 3 CommentsOrly Taitz charged with links to terrorism, Donald Trump flees the country. -
Obama’s use of ‘air quotes’ throughout bin Laden announcement fuels conspiracy theories
Posted on May 6, 2011 | 2 CommentsObama: "Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted "terrorist," was "killed" in "Pakistan" by the "U.S. military." -
Trump accuses Obama of not eating hot dogs
Posted on April 28, 2011 | 2 CommentsReal estate mogul moves from birth certificates to food choices. -
Tea party placated on budget with snacks and naps
Posted on April 10, 2011 | No CommentsYoung lawmakers get awfully cranky when they're tired and hungry. -
Shutdown averted: The Man continues to keep you down
Posted on April 9, 2011 | No CommentsThe plutocrats battle the autocrats over how to keep the little guy down. -
Gingrich blames prostitution arrest on patriotism, Libya
Posted on April 1, 2011 | No CommentsThe former speaker is passionate about a lot of things, especially female staffers. -
Bracket buster: Somali Pirates eliminated from Sweet 16
Posted on March 25, 2011 | No CommentsThe Somali Pirates will not be this year's Cindarella -
Fox News to delay Obama-Mubarak comparisons until next week
Posted on February 17, 2011 | 1 CommentFor now, the cable news powerhouse will stick to allusions to Nazi Germany -
Glenn Beck demands war with Britain
Posted on February 5, 2011 | 11 CommentsThe 1960s "British invasion" was just the first step towards an Islamic caliphate. -
Merger to make Fox the new home of Hitler
Posted on January 31, 2011 | 1 CommentFox and History Channel to focus on conspiracies, fringe elements and all things Hitler. -
GOP stimulus love fest exposed
Posted on October 4, 2010 | No CommentsRepublicans caught crushing on the recovery act. -
Rolling national debt onto credit card earns 13 trillion rewards points
Posted on September 2, 2010 | No CommentsThe Obama administration tries to find a silver lining to the country's economic woes. -
Palin erroneously calls uranium ‘heaviest element’
Posted on July 21, 2010 | No CommentsThe ex-governor of Alaska once again betrays her shocking ignorance of the facts. -
Wall Street ready for bloodshed as banking war continues
Posted on July 19, 2010 | No CommentsObama rallies the troops as Republicans plan a counter-attack
