Staff

At The Chicago Dope, we pride ourselves on having the funniest group of writers, comedians, and indicted (but not convicted) felons ever to grace the pages of cyberspace.  Here is our rogues gallery of contributors:

Andy

Andy

Andy is a writer, comedian and human in the greater Chicagoland area. He enjoys writing, comedianing and humaning. His other endeavors includes jokes on FiveJokes.com, musings of an alien conqueror on Zoltrog.com, and articles on Huffington Post. Andy likes you. You are nice.
brandt

brandt

brandt stepped out of apartment one day got hit by untouchable tours bus wrote sad sad sonnet about it developed writing addiction started blog stopped it started it again then stopped it developed whiskey addiction flew on plane to brazil to live in jungle and find meaning of life found dead guy flew back to chicago freelanced for awhile wrote some satire smoked cigar got job and settled down like frog legs in hot frying pan Send me hatemail
Chandler

Chandler

Growing up outside of Cleveland, Ohio, Chandler formed a youthful and lasting love for sports, politics, comedy and melted cheese (full disclosure). The Chicago Dope is where his four loves often converge. He hopes you think this site is as dope as he does.
Connor Tapp

Connor Tapp

99% of what Connor Tapp does is a desperate cry for attention; contributing to The Chicago Dope is no exception. The remaining 1% is primarily devoted to Netflix instant streaming.
JB Goodbody

JB Goodbody

JB Goodbody frequently has thoughts in his head that makes him smile. Were they made public at the moment they poofed into existence, without some form of structured outlet such as satire, these thoughts would cause significant distress among his friends, family and coworkers. This is why he is here.
Jenn Lane Dignan

Jenn Lane Dignan

Jenn Lane Dignan is Batman. When not busy doing Batmanly-type things, she also writes at www.playinghouse-jenn.blogspot.com.
Marcus Manfred

Marcus Manfred

Marcus Manfred is an enigma. A simple and complex man who was raised by wolves in the lower upper part of the eastern west. He is more than you think and less than you know. He is the solution to every question you have ever asked, as long as the answer is three.
Mitchell Snyder

Mitchell Snyder

Mitchell Snyder is a fully-licensed and bonded International Man of Parody. He's also the alter-ego for a business professional who can't stop listening to the funny voices in his head. He became a card-carrying member of Chicago's comedy-industrial complex when he started performing stand-up early in 2009, and has since branched out into writing satire articles. Send hate mail to mitchell.snyder@thechicagodope.com
Tia Ayers

Tia Ayers

token girl.