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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Chinese officials deny independence of Taiwanese Linsanity
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WikiLeaks releases Bin Laden’s journal
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Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
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Scientists confirm Earth’s climatologists getting hotter
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Judge rules Devil must return M. Night Shyamalan’s soul
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Pat Robertson says God wants a mattress sale
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Banks announce fee for thinking about money
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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
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NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Thousands of birthers arrested
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NBA Lockout: What’s all the fuss about?
Posted on October 19, 2011 | No CommentsThe Chicago Dope has learned the specific demands that led labor talks to break down between players and owners -
David Garrard finally drops David Garrard from his fantasy football team
Posted on October 13, 2011 | No CommentsGarrard eventually became impatient waiting for Garrard to be picked up by another team. -
Paterno misplaces his linebackers again
Posted on September 9, 2011 | No CommentsThere are growing concerns that Joe Paterno may be succumbing to the effects of old age. -
University of Chicago: Rogue jazz booster alleges Music Department corruption
Posted on August 23, 2011 | No CommentsA disgruntled jazz band booster claims extensive NCAA violations among the University of Chicago's Music Department -
Big Ten changes division names from ‘Legends & Leaders’ to ‘Rizzoli & Isles’
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No CommentsThe Big Ten is changing the names of its two divisions from Legends & Leaders to Rizzoli & Isles. -
Peyton Manning admits to just waving his arms around randomly back there
Posted on August 1, 2011 | No CommentsThe future Hall-of-Famer excels despite not understanding the difference between zone and a cover-2 defense. -
Nowitzki fights anxiety with fate of humanity resting on his shoulders
Posted on June 4, 2011 | No CommentsDirk Nowitzki is anxious as he tries to save humanity from the potential apocalypse of a Miami Heat NBA Championship -
Texas traded to Mexico in four-state deal
Posted on May 7, 2011 | 2 CommentsMexican President Calderon went deep into his roster to acquire the Lone Star State -
Gender Battles: NFL Draft, Royal Wedding converge to form ultimate “Who Gives a Shit?” weekend
Posted on April 27, 2011 | No CommentsMen and women are primed for a Battle of the Sexes like nothing in human history -
Juan Pierre’s throw to second base expected to arrive shortly
Posted on April 15, 2011 | 4 CommentsDespite delays in transit, White Sox officials claim that Juan Pierre's throw to second base is still in route -
Bracket buster: Somali Pirates eliminated from Sweet 16
Posted on March 25, 2011 | No CommentsThe Somali Pirates will not be this year's Cindarella -
White Sox, Alexei Ramirez agree to terms for 1,800 more head-scratching at-bats
Posted on February 7, 2011 | 2 CommentsThe White Sox secure 1,800 more bad at bats from their fan favorite -
Scientists uncover alien life form on earth; Antonio Cromartie believed to be the father
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No CommentsAntonio Cromartie and his habit of making things pregnant -
Lou Piniella triumphantly hoists PS3 controller after long-awaited ‘MLB10: The Show’ World Series win
Posted on November 2, 2010 | No CommentsLou Piniella caps off an epic championship season in 'MLB10: The Show' for Playstation 3. -
NFL bans helmets to reduce helmet-to-helmet hits
Posted on November 1, 2010 | 3 CommentsNFL announced plans to reduce the number of helmet-to-helmet hits for good. -
With BP oil spill, God takes 2-1 series lead over New Orleans
Posted on October 17, 2010 | No CommentsThe Almighty crushed The Big Easy in their last matchup and left the city struggling to find its way. -
Study: Thinking about baseball represses desire for most everything
Posted on September 17, 2010 | No CommentsKeeping the nation's pastime in your head will make everything last longer -
Reggie Bush banned from striking Heisman pose
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No CommentsThe Heisman Trophy Trustees give Heisman Trophy winner the Heisman by taking away his Heisman. -
Abundance of Wisconsin Denny’s inspires Tiger’s confidence entering PGA Championship
Posted on August 12, 2010 | 1 CommentPerhaps Tiger has all he needs this week to return to the top -
Sports scientists win Nobel Prize for “Favre Uncertainty Principle”
Posted on August 10, 2010 | 1 CommentResearchers in Wisconsin prove that not even Brett Favre himself knows whether he'll play again. -
Steinbrenner’s will leaves Yankees starting roster to Humane Society
Posted on July 17, 2010 | No CommentsYankees’ principle owner George Steinbrenner leaves half of the New York Yankees to the charity.
