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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Chinese officials deny independence of Taiwanese Linsanity
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WikiLeaks releases Bin Laden’s journal
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Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
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Scientists confirm Earth’s climatologists getting hotter
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Judge rules Devil must return M. Night Shyamalan’s soul
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Pat Robertson says God wants a mattress sale
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Banks announce fee for thinking about money
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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
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NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Thousands of birthers arrested
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Scientists confirm Earth’s climatologists getting hotter
Posted on January 24, 2012 | No CommentsA new study reveals that the Earth’s climate scientists are melting hearts at record rates -
NASA: Robots winning space race
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsCan the U.S. catch up to the 'mechs'? -
Italian scientists successfully isolate antipasto
Posted on October 28, 2011 | No CommentsPhysicists were able to stabilize a plate of cured meats and brie-like cheeses for nearly four minutes. -
Nobel Prize in Literature goes to guy who explained what this year’s Chemistry Nobel Prize was all about
Posted on October 7, 2011 | No CommentsUntil now, no one knew what on earth a quasicrystal was or why it should matter to anyone. -
Ghost Hunters busted by group of meddling kids
Posted on September 1, 2011 | 1 CommentTV show's producers charged with bank robbery, burglary, forgery and counterfeiting. -
Local baby born ready
Posted on August 29, 2011 | 4 CommentsObstetricians who delivered little Trevor Gould have no doubt that he will be prepared to handle most anything. -
NASA to pay cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ to stop being human
Posted on August 22, 2011 | No CommentsScientists are desperate to put a distance between East coast guidos and the rest of us. -
Study finds over half of all emails entitled ‘Hey Girl!’
Posted on August 13, 2011 | No CommentsThis increasingly common salutation is taking over our e-mail boxes. -
Local weather man “just trying to warn you about a f*#cking tornado!!!”
Posted on June 29, 2011 | No CommentsThey're called severe storm warnings for a reason!! -
Nation mourns: Interplanet Janet disintegrates upon reentry
Posted on May 14, 2011 | No CommentsAdvanced space probe, war veteran and graduate of Schoolhouse Rock College exploded over the Gulf of Mexico Friday morning. -
NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
Posted on April 21, 2011 | 3 CommentsSpace agency accused of showing its true colors, in pink. -
House Republicans repeal law of gravity
Posted on March 21, 2011 | 1 CommentGOP continues its war on science and the environment. -
Conspiracy theorist claims NASA picnic photos were faked
Posted on March 15, 2011 | 1 CommentDoes photographic evidence prove NASA’s annual picnic was a hoax? -
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Posted on January 22, 2011 | 6 CommentsNew discovery by part-time star gazer is baffling pseudoscientists. -
Scientists uncover alien life form on earth; Antonio Cromartie believed to be the father
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No CommentsAntonio Cromartie and his habit of making things pregnant -
Fighting big coal, environmental advocates urge kids to behave this Christmas season
Posted on December 8, 2010 | 2 CommentsEnvironmentalists are taking on bad children this Christmas -
Astronomer discovers 30-year old black hole living on couch
Posted on November 22, 2010 | 1 CommentNot even hope can escape Dale's powerful gravitational pull. -
Study: Researchers discover that they can’t stand each other
Posted on November 19, 2010 | 3 CommentsPaper entitled “Study of Ancient Ice Cores Reveal How Much I Really Hate These People” to be published in February. -
Tech News: Google algorithm determines that Jerry’s life is really boring
Posted on September 27, 2010 | 1 CommentNot everyone's inbox carries enough "priority" to impress America's most admired company. -
Study: Thinking about baseball represses desire for most everything
Posted on September 17, 2010 | No CommentsKeeping the nation's pastime in your head will make everything last longer -
Fate of the world rests on humanity’s recollection of high school math
Posted on August 23, 2010 | No CommentsLong Island native Stephen Reynolds may have doomed humanity with his disregard for the math he learned in high school -
Study: Texting while driving causes dogs to crash 100% of the time
Posted on August 20, 2010 | 2 CommentsResearchers conclude that dogs, automobiles and texting are a dangerous mix. -
Study finds tattoos, shaved heads, goatees no longer intimidating
Posted on August 12, 2010 | No CommentsNo longer considered fearsome, these fashion fads are adorned by anyone looking to be individuals like everyone else. -
Sports scientists win Nobel Prize for “Favre Uncertainty Principle”
Posted on August 10, 2010 | 1 CommentResearchers in Wisconsin prove that not even Brett Favre himself knows whether he'll play again. -
FEMA releases preparation guide for an extinction-sized meteorite impact
Posted on July 22, 2010 | No CommentsAfraid you might be unprepared for the next mass extinction event? Check out this meteor survival guide from FEMA. -
Palin erroneously calls uranium ‘heaviest element’
Posted on July 21, 2010 | No CommentsThe ex-governor of Alaska once again betrays her shocking ignorance of the facts. -
Scientists to define kilogram using mass of area man
Posted on July 12, 2010 | No CommentsStruggling to find a consistent reference for the kilogram, scientists have found the unwavering mass of Travis Watson to be the universal constant they were looking for.
