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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Chinese officials deny independence of Taiwanese Linsanity
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WikiLeaks releases Bin Laden’s journal
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Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
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Scientists confirm Earth’s climatologists getting hotter
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Judge rules Devil must return M. Night Shyamalan’s soul
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Pat Robertson says God wants a mattress sale
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Banks announce fee for thinking about money
24 December 2011 8:53 AM | No Comments
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
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NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Thousands of birthers arrested
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Judge rules Devil must return M. Night Shyamalan’s soul
Posted on January 11, 2012 | No CommentsThe Devil failed to provide the "writer/director" with the "unparalleled talent and fame" promised to him -
IKEA Assembly Guide receives National Book Award nomination
Posted on November 14, 2011 | No CommentsFor its lucid prose and social utility, the IKEA ELGA Wardropbe System Guide has been nominated for the prestigious National Book Award -
Excitement for new Twilight film builds among sex-starved husbands
Posted on November 11, 2011 | No Comments"Five stars! Totally turned my wife into a horndog!" - Leonard Maltin -
Gaddafi found; discovered starring in The Playboy Club
Posted on October 16, 2011 | No CommentsAfter months of searching, deposed Libyan dictator Muarramar Gaddafi has been found hiding out on American TV, starring on the historically unpopular NBC show The Playboy Club -
Publicity Wars: Baseball courts third Kardashian sister, enters Republican Primary field
Posted on October 5, 2011 | No CommentsIn its ongoing publicity war against football, baseball has announced its intention to date Kourtney Kardashian and seek the Republican nomination for President of the United States -
University of Chicago: Rogue jazz booster alleges Music Department corruption
Posted on August 23, 2011 | No CommentsA disgruntled jazz band booster claims extensive NCAA violations among the University of Chicago's Music Department -
Fan stays up all night cramming for Lifehouse concert
Posted on August 19, 2011 | No CommentsJosh Thompson spent countless hours cramming and listening to everything the alternative rock band had ever recorded. -
Big Ten changes division names from ‘Legends & Leaders’ to ‘Rizzoli & Isles’
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No CommentsThe Big Ten is changing the names of its two divisions from Legends & Leaders to Rizzoli & Isles. -
Music critic pretty sure that half of bands appearing at Lollapalooza don’t actually exist
Posted on May 6, 2011 | No CommentsAttendees won't be able to listen to Wolf Lick or Fuzzy Dildo after all. -
Katie Couric announces she’s departing CBS in world’s worst-kept, least-cared about secret
Posted on April 30, 2011 | 1 CommentThough most people already knew and few really cared, CBS announces that Couric is leaving the Evening News. -
Gender Battles: NFL Draft, Royal Wedding converge to form ultimate “Who Gives a Shit?” weekend
Posted on April 27, 2011 | No CommentsMen and women are primed for a Battle of the Sexes like nothing in human history -
Pope exonerates Jews for Jesus’ death; still blames them for Sex and the City 2
Posted on March 15, 2011 | No CommentsIt may be another 2,000 years before Jews are forgiven for Sex and the City 2 -
The woman from that one show dating that guy from Glee
Posted on February 24, 2011 | 1 CommentThe guy who's a cross between Dylan on 90210 and Justin Timberlake is dating the actress we've seen somewhere before. -
Katy Perry’s breasts sign $8m deal with EMI Records
Posted on February 15, 2011 | No CommentsPop music's most popular duo decide to strike out on their own. -
Attempts to reform CSI: Miami Fan Club cause schism
Posted on January 13, 2011 | 1 CommentDoctrinal disputes over management of the popular show's fan site have led to a split. -
North Korea threatens war with USA Network unless The Starter Wife is renewed
Posted on December 13, 2010 | 1 CommentThe mighty armies of the Dear Leader will crush the enemy unless Debra Messing is returned to TV. -
Crime show reenactor mistakenly arrested for 45th time this year
Posted on December 1, 2010 | 1 CommentThe airing of a Cold Case Files episode led to dozens of tips from keen-eyed citizens. -
Kevin Bacon now three degrees separated from Kevin Bacon
Posted on November 9, 2010 | 2 CommentsKevin Bacon struggles to stay relevant by attempting to get closer to his once famous self. -
Randy Quaid to star in “I’m Still Here II: Psychotic Boogaloo”
Posted on October 26, 2010 | No CommentsThe actor's bizarre behavior is applauded as a renaissance of cinéma vérité. -
Psychic’s dead mother wishes they would talk more
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No CommentsIf the disembodied spirit of Celeste Coil had her way, her psychic daughter wouldn’t wait so long between visits. -
Facebook co-founder upset over portrayal in “I Spit On Your Grave”
Posted on October 1, 2010 | 3 CommentsMark Zuckerberg is depicted as a bloodthirsty hillbilly in a new film about Facebook. -
Rick Astley pranks his fans, rickrolls concertgoers
Posted on September 7, 2010 | 2 CommentsAstley dupes his fans with the most popular bait and switch prank ever. -
Muse demands return of inspiration taken by local psychopath
Posted on August 27, 2010 | No CommentsLocal woman asks to have the inspiration she unwittingly bestowed on a nutjob be returned as soon as possible. -
‘Afghan War Diary’ reveals Pentagon behind rise of Justin Bieber
Posted on August 2, 2010 | No CommentsJustin Bieber: Not a teen sensation, but ploy in a military cover up -
Penthouse forum letters getting way too political
Posted on July 24, 2010 | 1 CommentIn recent months, readers' letter submissions to Penthouse magazine have become dominated by political rants. -
It’s official: ‘Billy Elliot’ to exit Chicago in January 2019
Posted on July 12, 2010 | No CommentsThe producers of ‘Billy Elliot: The Musical” have announced that the show will be hanging around Chicago for the next nine years. -
Stephen King shopping list inspires latest SyFy mini-series
Posted on May 25, 2010 | 1 CommentThe SyFy channel will be broadcasting a new mini-series based on a shopping list written by the master of horror.
