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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
20 February 2012 8:20 PM | 1 Comment -
Chinese officials deny independence of Taiwanese Linsanity
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WikiLeaks releases Bin Laden’s journal
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Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
25 January 2012 11:15 PM | No Comments -
Scientists confirm Earth’s climatologists getting hotter
24 January 2012 6:04 PM | No Comments -
Judge rules Devil must return M. Night Shyamalan’s soul
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Pat Robertson says God wants a mattress sale
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Banks announce fee for thinking about money
24 December 2011 8:53 AM | No Comments
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
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NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Thousands of birthers arrested
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Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
Posted on February 20, 2012 | 1 CommentLucky the leprechaun gets a "special friend." -
Banks announce fee for thinking about money
Posted on December 24, 2011 | No CommentsBanks find a unique new way to boost profits. -
Congress adds SEC to list of recognized vegetables
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsFanning the flames of controversy, on Wednesday, Congress moved to add the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to the Federal Government’s list of recognized vegetables. The move comes on the heels of last week’s announcement that Congress now officially considers pizza a vegetable when served in school cafeterias across the country. -
Wall Street firms top list of popular baby names
Posted on October 24, 2011 | No CommentsNew parents are naming their kids after Wall Street companies and their CEOs. -
Study finds over half of all emails entitled ‘Hey Girl!’
Posted on August 13, 2011 | No CommentsThis increasingly common salutation is taking over our e-mail boxes. -
Chicago complains its sister city is ‘like, so totally annoying’
Posted on July 2, 2011 | No CommentsBogotá, Columbia, Chicago's sister city since 2009, won't stop being such a butthead. -
Office jackass thinks he’s just ‘shaking things up a bit’
Posted on June 18, 2011 | No CommentsDavid West wants his co-workers to think 'outside the box'; his co-workers think he's a tool. -
Joe Berrios calls for more Cook County corruption
Posted on May 31, 2011 | No CommentsAssessor vows to revive the county Democratic machine. -
Lawyers sue over large breasts in court
Posted on May 27, 2011 | No CommentsAttorney claims mammaries make his memory.... um... what? -
Suburbs brace for cleavage invasion from Tilted Kilt
Posted on May 18, 2011 | 1 CommentBelly shirts and plaid skirts could be the end of western civilization. -
Katie Couric announces she’s departing CBS in world’s worst-kept, least-cared about secret
Posted on April 30, 2011 | 1 CommentThough most people already knew and few really cared, CBS announces that Couric is leaving the Evening News. -
Quaker Oats announces Cap‘n Trade cereal
Posted on March 8, 2011 | No CommentsClimate change sails into the cereal aisle. -
Banking unions vow no surrender in Wisconsin
Posted on February 25, 2011 | 1 CommentTables turn in Wisconsin? Business leaders fight governor on tax breaks and corporate welfare. -
Corporate event planner confuses ‘dog and pony show’ with ‘Tijuana donkey show’
Posted on February 24, 2011 | No CommentsAttendees got more than they bargained for from Pedro, The Promiscuous Pack Animal. -
Survey: Most men believe pollster was definitely flirting with them
Posted on February 16, 2011 | 1 CommentMen across the country are falling for women who care about what they have to say. -
Puppy mill ban leads to sharp rise in puppy flour prices
Posted on January 28, 2011 | 1 CommentPuppy milling restrictions may cost you at the supermarket. -
The USA Today to stop pretending to be real newspaper
Posted on December 20, 2010 | 2 CommentsThe USA Today crossword paper ends 28-Year experiment with news reporting. -
Ghost Of Christmas Present laid off due to budget cuts
Posted on November 23, 2010 | 3 CommentsThe Christmas Spirit has been hit by hard times and hopes to rebound through restructuring. -
Report: May 6 ‘flash crash’ sparked by single large cat
Posted on October 4, 2010 | No CommentsRegulators believe that one cat's aggressive trading nearly brought the financial world to its knees. -
Facebook co-founder upset over portrayal in “I Spit On Your Grave”
Posted on October 1, 2010 | 3 CommentsMark Zuckerberg is depicted as a bloodthirsty hillbilly in a new film about Facebook. -
Misanthrope mistaken for misogynist
Posted on September 23, 2010 | No CommentsTotal jerk almost got himself knee-deep into a sexual harassment lawsuit. -
Man drunk dials ex-employer
Posted on September 21, 2010 | No CommentsRodney Tinsdale appeals to his former employer to remember the good times and consider taking him back. -
Local pet supply store Pet-o-Philia goes out of business
Posted on September 6, 2010 | 1 CommentWithout explanation, a local business feels like it's being ostracized by their community. -
Rolling national debt onto credit card earns 13 trillion rewards points
Posted on September 2, 2010 | No CommentsThe Obama administration tries to find a silver lining to the country's economic woes. -
Toyota orders recall of time when its cars didn’t suck
Posted on August 27, 2010 | 1 CommentThe Japanese car maker longs for a simpler, more profitable time. -
Republicans introduce “Kill the Economy” plan
Posted on August 16, 2010 | 9 CommentsDriving nation into a ditch expected to boost GOP’s prospects in November. -
Target/Best Buy announce anti-gay product lines
Posted on August 9, 2010 | No CommentsCompanies claim new items eliminate gayness. -
BP CEO Hayward ‘transferred’ to South Side gas station
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No CommentsThe embattled CEO will step down as chief executive and try his luck on the South Side. -
Wall Street ready for bloodshed as banking war continues
Posted on July 19, 2010 | No CommentsObama rallies the troops as Republicans plan a counter-attack -
Apple CEO beheaded by disillusioned users
Posted on July 17, 2010 | No CommentsApple's legendary CEO meets an untimely demise following an admission of fallibility. -
Frito-Lay introduces single-parent family size chips
Posted on May 27, 2010 | No CommentsBroken families across the nation celebrated last week when Frito-Lay unveiled its newest product: Single-Parent Family Size Tostitos®. Larger than a standard-size bag, but smaller than a family-size container, Single-Parent Family Size Tostitos® is the first food product specifically marketed to families of divorce. “For...
