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School chess programs encourage more strategic bullying
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End of the world looms according to Maya’s calendar
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Net’s Best Satire: Chicago Dope featured in new e-book!
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Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
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More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
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YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
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Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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brandt stepped out of apartment one day got hit by untouchable tours bus wrote sad sad sonnet about it developed writing addiction started blog stopped it started it again then stopped it developed whiskey addiction flew on plane to brazil to live in jungle and find meaning of life found dead guy flew back to chicago freelanced for awhile wrote some satire smoked cigar got job and settled down like frog legs in hot frying pan
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Ethical Humanist Society of Chicago rapes and pillages local videographer
Posted on September 24, 2010 | 2 CommentsEthical humanists rape and pillage a non-conformist. -
Bean sprouts
Posted on September 23, 2010 | No CommentsA Chicago landmark surprises residents by germinating. -
Education is the tits
Posted on September 6, 2010 | No CommentsHey kids, BOOBS! -
Chicago is pretty okay
Posted on August 23, 2010 | No CommentsThis city is a very baller place for so many different reasons. -
Council meeting deteriorates into drunken brawl over airport liquor licenses
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No CommentsA council meeting to discuss the new 24-7 liquor carts at Chicago airports turns sour. -
Township orders residents to abandon non-English speaking babies
Posted on July 19, 2010 | No CommentsHomer Township adopts a new resolution to abandon babies who don't speak English. -
Obligatory op-ed that most readers will ignore
Posted on July 5, 2010 | No CommentsThank you for not reading this post. -
Oh look, another random homicide somewhere in Chicago
Posted on May 29, 2010 | 1 CommentSome kind of weapon just killed somebody somewhere.
