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Taiwan recalls Jeremy Lin, still plans to increase exports
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More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
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YouTube to delete unpopular channels to make room for more pet videos
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Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
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Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
26 February 2012 2:22 PM | 2 Comments
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Amateur astrologer discovers new constellation
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
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Marcus Manfred is an enigma. A simple and complex man who was raised by wolves in the lower upper part of the eastern west. He is more than you think and less than you know. He is the solution to every question you have ever asked, as long as the answer is three. Recent Posts
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More states requiring chastity belts & scarlet letters
Posted on March 26, 2012 | No CommentsWomen are being put under lock and key, along with their reproductive rights. -
Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
Posted on March 1, 2012 | 2 CommentsCandidate says living with servants and in vacation homes a sign of hard economic times. -
Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
Posted on February 26, 2012 | 2 CommentsCoalition takes on forced baptisms with conversions of its own. -
Lucky Charms cereal enters gay marriage debate
Posted on February 20, 2012 | 1 CommentLucky the leprechaun gets a "special friend." -
Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
Posted on January 25, 2012 | No CommentsCandidate hopes "pulling a Gingrich" will save his campaign. -
Pat Robertson says God wants a mattress sale
Posted on January 10, 2012 | No CommentsWhen the rapture comes, you're going to need a something comfortable to sleep on. -
Republicans open second front in war on Christmas
Posted on December 12, 2011 | No CommentsFox attacks Republican National Committee for throwing a "holiday party." -
Ben & Jerry’s launches Republican primary ice cream
Posted on November 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsCompany names eight new flavors, based on the GOP's presidential candidates. -
Women reject Mitt Romney’s harassment claims
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsCandidate thinks a good scandal would help him attract voters. -
Wall Street firms top list of popular baby names
Posted on October 24, 2011 | No CommentsNew parents are naming their kids after Wall Street companies and their CEOs. -
Media tricked into supporting Wall Street protests
Posted on October 7, 2011 | No CommentsBill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Erin Burnett were taken in by a few tricorn hats. -
Ohio changes name to Iraq to get federal help
Posted on September 15, 2011 | 3 CommentsVirginia to follow suit with name change to Afghanistan. -
Ghost Hunters busted by group of meddling kids
Posted on September 1, 2011 | 1 CommentTV show's producers charged with bank robbery, burglary, forgery and counterfeiting. -
Gaddafi overthrown, Romney calls for his overthrow
Posted on August 25, 2011 | No CommentsRomney says removing Gaddafi is first step to removing him. -
Rep. Joe Walsh seeks tax breaks for deadbeat dads
Posted on July 29, 2011 | 6 CommentsCongressman says $175,000 salary isn't enough to pay child support. -
Obama offers to sell prized skateboard to cut the debt
Posted on July 22, 2011 | No CommentsNegotiations stall over which side will hock their most valuable possessions. -
Rupert Murdoch to turn News Corp into a bank
Posted on July 20, 2011 | No CommentsMedia mogul to become banking mogul to avoid criticism and legal problems. -
Clarence Thomas vows to keep profiting from the bench
Posted on June 29, 2011 | 1 CommentSupreme Court justice says his decisions are for sale. -
Republicans call on Weiner to start having real affairs
Posted on June 10, 2011 | 1 CommentGOP says cheating is fine, as long as there's physical contact. -
Sesame Street cancels Tea Party episodes
Posted on June 7, 2011 | No CommentsPBS nixes plans to have Oscar the grouch turn political. -
Joe Berrios calls for more Cook County corruption
Posted on May 31, 2011 | No CommentsAssessor vows to revive the county Democratic machine. -
Lawyers sue over large breasts in court
Posted on May 27, 2011 | No CommentsAttorney claims mammaries make his memory.... um... what? -
Suburbs brace for cleavage invasion from Tilted Kilt
Posted on May 18, 2011 | 1 CommentBelly shirts and plaid skirts could be the end of western civilization. -
Thousands of birthers arrested
Posted on May 9, 2011 | 3 CommentsOrly Taitz charged with links to terrorism, Donald Trump flees the country. -
Trump accuses Obama of not eating hot dogs
Posted on April 28, 2011 | 1 CommentReal estate mogul moves from birth certificates to food choices. -
NASA accused of promoting gay climate change agenda
Posted on April 21, 2011 | 3 CommentsSpace agency accused of showing its true colors, in pink. -
Tea party placated on budget with snacks and naps
Posted on April 10, 2011 | No CommentsYoung lawmakers get awfully cranky when they're tired and hungry. -
Woman dumps fiancé over interest in royal wedding
Posted on April 7, 2011 | 1 CommentMan obsessed with Kate and William. -
Gingrich blames prostitution arrest on patriotism, Libya
Posted on April 1, 2011 | No CommentsThe former speaker is passionate about a lot of things, especially female staffers. -
House Republicans repeal law of gravity
Posted on March 21, 2011 | 1 CommentGOP continues its war on science and the environment. -
Quaker Oats announces Cap‘n Trade cereal
Posted on March 8, 2011 | No CommentsClimate change sails into the cereal aisle. -
Banking unions vow no surrender in Wisconsin
Posted on February 25, 2011 | 1 CommentTables turn in Wisconsin? Business leaders fight governor on tax breaks and corporate welfare. -
Tea party group refuses to leave Libya
Posted on February 23, 2011 | 4 CommentsTourists call federal rescue a dangerous precedent. -
States seek ban on Sharia, snipe hunts and unobtanium
Posted on February 14, 2011 | 1 CommentFictional threats seen as too dangerous to overlook. -
Reagan’s statue comes to life, then disappears
Posted on February 6, 2011 | 3 CommentsFormer president returns to mark his 100th birthday. -
Glenn Beck demands war with Britain
Posted on February 5, 2011 | 11 CommentsThe 1960s "British invasion" was just the first step towards an Islamic caliphate. -
Merger to make Fox the new home of Hitler
Posted on January 31, 2011 | 1 CommentFox and History Channel to focus on conspiracies, fringe elements and all things Hitler. -
Sarah Palin recovering from ego-ectomy and victimitis
Posted on January 24, 2011 | 2 CommentsFormer Alaska Governor's condition linked to the recent Arizona shootings. -
Tea party celebrates first year of corporate shilling
Posted on December 20, 2010 | 1 CommentActivists rewarded with “Stooges Ball.” -
Scooter Libby hired by WikiLeaks
Posted on December 3, 2010 | 3 CommentsWebsite hopes Republican operative will protect it from attacks. -
TSA screeners seek airports with the hottest passengers
Posted on November 29, 2010 | 3 CommentsSecurity personnel hope to get their hands on a few celebrities. -
Sears CEO arrested in kill Santa plot
Posted on November 22, 2010 | No CommentsSanta targeted for opposing commercialization of Christmas. -
Prop 19 fans surprised to have missed the election
Posted on November 4, 2010 | 4 CommentsLegalization supporters must have totally spaced out on voting day. -
Obama vows to keep accomplishments to himself
Posted on November 3, 2010 | No CommentsPresident to bend time and space, invent cold fusion and walk on water--but not tell anyone about it. -
Republicans call for ‘Don’t Ask DO Tell’
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No CommentsGOP wants to hear “all their sordid tales.” -
Fox News: terrorist Snidely Whiplash on the loose
Posted on October 8, 2010 | 2 CommentsFiend enjoys tying women to railroad tracks. -
GOP stimulus love fest exposed
Posted on October 4, 2010 | 1 CommentRepublicans caught crushing on the recovery act. -
So long corn syrup, hello corporate welfare juice
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No CommentsCompanies hope name change will distract people from health concerns over HFCS. -
Jesus stoned to death at ‘Values Voters’ summit
Posted on September 20, 2010 | 4 CommentsSon of God rejected by 'holier than thou' crowd. -
Bin Laden thanks Christian extremists for their support
Posted on September 13, 2010 | 3 CommentsMastermind credits opponents for playing into his hands. -
Is George W. Bush a secret Muslim?
Posted on September 6, 2010 | 4 CommentsFormer president has many ties to the Islamic world. -
Beck holds book rally at Lincoln Memorial
Posted on August 30, 2010 | No CommentsThousands gather to hear Beck sell fear. -
Proposed ‘Ground Zero’ YMCA condemned ASAP
Posted on August 23, 2010 | 4 CommentsCritics worry about links to Christian extremists. -
Republicans introduce “Kill the Economy” plan
Posted on August 16, 2010 | 9 CommentsDriving nation into a ditch expected to boost GOP’s prospects in November. -
Target/Best Buy announce anti-gay product lines
Posted on August 9, 2010 | No CommentsCompanies claim new items eliminate gayness. -
Dick Cheney dies trying to re-start BP oil leak
Posted on August 1, 2010 | No CommentsFormer VP was trying to distract people from his many failures -
Native Americans call for white evictions in Arizona
Posted on July 26, 2010 | 1 CommentTribal council says “it’s payback time.” -
Wall Street ready for bloodshed as banking war continues
Posted on July 19, 2010 | No CommentsObama rallies the troops as Republicans plan a counter-attack -
Jesus removed from Texas Bibles
Posted on July 12, 2010 | 24 CommentsSon of God deemed too liberal for the classroom. -
BP vows to halt spread of information
Posted on July 6, 2010 | 2 CommentsBP struggles to contain massive information spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
