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About Andy

Andy is a writer, comedian and human in the greater Chicagoland area. He enjoys writing, comedianing and humaning. His other endeavors includes jokes on FiveJokes.com, musings of an alien conqueror on Zoltrog.com, and articles on Huffington Post. Andy likes you. You are nice.

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Lou Piniella triumphantly hoists PS3 controller after long-awaited ‘MLB10: The Show’ World Series win

Posted on November 2, 2010 | No Comments
Lou Piniella caps off an epic championship season in 'MLB10: The Show' for Playstation 3.
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Unincorporated town cop hot on trail of local litter-ati

Posted on August 27, 2010 | No Comments
Sheriff Jacobson has seen a lot of crime, but nothing quite as heinous as this.
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Total bitch in apt across the street hasn’t walked around naked in weeks

Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments
"I used all my work sick days and stayed home four days straight. Nothin'. Bitch."
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Fame-whoring Haiti covers itself in oil

Posted on July 18, 2010 | 1 Comment
Yet another move by slick Haiti to engage in fame harlotry.
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  06 April 2012 6:05 PM | No Comments
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- Romney tells homeless to move in with their butlers
  01 March 2012 5:44 PM | 2 Comments
- Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons
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