The guy who sort of looks like Luke Perry is seen with what's-her-name
Hollywood is abuzz with rumors that a new romance may be brewing between that guy who plays the music teacher on that Glee show and, uh. . .man, what’s her name again?
Love was in the air as Glee star, 32-year old Michael. . .wait, no, is it Matthew or Michael? Christ, what’s his name again? It’s on the tip of my tongue. . . anyway, the guy from Glee was spotted at a Rangers hockey game at Madison Square Garden sitting hand in hand with. . .uh, it’s that woman who plays a correspondent on the. . .wow, the show’s name just escaped me. It’s the show on Comedy Cen– Oh! The Daily Show!
They caught the eyes of onlookers who weren’t quite sure who the couple was but most could have sworn they had seen them on TV, or something.
“I totally saw someone famous at the Garden! I think,” said one excitable woman. “It might have been Luke Perry kissing on some girl who I know I’ve seen before but I’m not sure where.”
Another onlooker who believes he recognized the woman as being a host on Attack of the Show! where “they talk about video games and stuff” .
“You know who I’m talking about?” one witness said. “She’s not really super famous but she’s funny on The Daily Show. I think her name is Olivia, or something like that.”
Olivia! That’s her name. Olivia, who we’re pretty sure we’ve seen in Iron Man II, is reported to have just ended a relationship with that guy who played Captain Kirk in the Star Trek reboot. She is currently staring in her own sitcom, although we can’t quite remember what its called.
The Glee star was romanti– Matthew Morrison, that’s his name! Matthew Morrison was romantically linked to that one actress who was in the movie Piranha 3D last year but he is reported to have ended the relationship to focus on his career.
The happy couple seemed to be enjoying the game, giving each other high fives in between caressing each other’s hands and exchanging hugs.
Celebrity watchers will be looking to see what happens next for Matthew Morrison and Olivia. . . uh. . . Olivia. . . something. Crap.
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